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The fucking weird dreams I have

Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 2:51 PM
  • Mood: Dazed
  • Reading: Preacher
  • Watching: Afro Samurai
I don't normally dream, but when I do...rest assured, it's some heavily fucked up shit.
This one I had last night, and it's seriously the weirdest dream I've ever had. Or as I can remember at least. And then I'm also counting the one where I had that black Furby with the oversized "Gonzo" nose from Muppet Show who yelled "BIFF" (which means beef/steak/meat in my language) in a freaky light and synthetic voice every time I dropped it on the ground, which happened a lot.

I also once dreamed that the possession of a certain cage with a hamster in it would grant me the ability to fly. That was an awesome dream.

Okay, about this night's dream... Well, first of all I'd had a sex change. And that alone is enough for it to reach the top 5 weirdest dreams I've ever had. I had a sex change, but had no boobs for some reason. Like, where the hell's the logic in that? If I were to ever change into a woman, I'd bloody hell make sure to have boobs!
Well, to be honest I'm not even sure I was a woman. I remember being ridiculously thin. Might as well have been a Stalker from the HalfLife2 universe [link] except I had no headplate with lasers on as far as I can remember.
I was also bald, I think, so that too would fit in with the whole Stalker thing. And they have neither boobs or genitalia whatever gender they used to be.

So, anyway, me and some other people that had...changed, were taking the ferry from my house to my neighbor's house (...I KNOW!) to see some big concert that was being held there...in his house.
I remember seeing myself in the mirror, and shit, my chin was shaped like some weird skin colored meatball!

Next thing I remember we were driving a car around inside my neighbor's house. Seriously, it had like big ass wooden tunnels and shit. I think we were trying to find the room where the band was, going to meet them backstage or something. I think it was JORN. I mean, who else? What we were gonna do there I dunno...or I don't wanna know. And by that point I think I was starting to grow more conscious in the dream, because I remember thinking something like "Fuck this shit, I need to wake up!"

Then I woke up, looked around me wondering whatever the hell was going on, then went back to sleep having no more of that dream. I didn't think of it again until I was in the shower this very morning. And boy did I need that shower...


And another thing: How am I supposed to interpret these dreams?
I normally don't think about stuff like that, but since dreams are supposed to have some deeper meaning in your subconsciousness, it's safe to say it makes me fricken wonder.

Heh, I can only imagine seeing a shrink about this "I'm having dreams about turning into a boob less female cyborg with a meatball-face driving a car around inside a big house, black bent nosed furbys yelling meat at me, and flying hamster cages!"
I could see a shrink, but they cost a lot of money. I could ask Jake, but he'll probably go with the usual "Yer head's fucked up" explanation without letting me know jack shit about what's wrong with me.


Well, enough about this. I need to find a way to murder my brain before going to sleep again.

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Projects:

New Pixel ID: Started planning it

Vein LVL2 - Lineart 55% done

Laser Monkey part 7 - Lineart 80% done

Laser Monkey part 8 - Planned out...sorta

GTA IV - 41% completed




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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 21
  • Current Residence: Norway
  • Interests: Drawing, comics, science fiction, supernatural stuff, music, tacos, madness and getting drunk
  • Favourite movie: Hard to pick. FF: Spirits within, Silent Hill, Donnie Darco, Titan A.E... stuff like that
  • Favourite band or musician: JORN
  • Favourite genre of music: Hard rock and Metal
  • Favourite artist: The inventor of taco
  • Favourite poet or writer: My grandpa. May he rest in peace...
  • Favourite style or digital art: Comics
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: One that works
  • Skin of choice: Chicken skin, spice and crispy
  • Favourite game: Timesplitters
  • Favourite gaming platform: None at the moment. I use 360 cuz it's the cheapest.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spider Jerusalem
  • Personal Quote: Oh fuck!

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*Illustrated-Madness:iconIllustrated-Madness: May 7, 2008, 8:18:20 AM
I'm not planning on stopping, to put it that way :)

Thanks :D
~Headsmellspuppys:iconHeadsmellspuppys: May 6, 2008, 8:15:13 PM
love your comics

keep the madness goin

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*Illustrated-Madness:iconIllustrated-Madness: Apr 14, 2008, 1:14:04 PM
Thanks :)

Tace a look at :iconalphonsecapone:'s gallery. One of the awesomest Norwegian artists I know of here on DA.
~chrisriis:iconchrisriis: Apr 13, 2008, 1:28:21 PM
Nice to see someone from Norway here, pretty cool gallery dude;)

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*Illustrated-Madness:iconIllustrated-Madness: Mar 24, 2008, 2:29:33 PM
De gjorde det, men jeg kan ikke akkurat si det irriterer meg :D

Må nok begynne å bruke "aa" sjøl, her jævlig lyst til å drepe den føkkings tungesmileyen nå...
~Driller:iconDriller: Mar 24, 2008, 7:21:41 AM Mood: Optimism
Liker det jeg ser. I galleriet, i hvert fall ;) haaper(å + p funker dårlig >_< å;p) de mange :+favlove:ene ikke fylte opp hele innboksen ^^;

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=kousetsukitsune:iconkousetsukitsune: Mar 5, 2008, 3:07:23 AM
Thank you very much for the watch! :bounce:

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~Pumpulaatti:iconPumpulaatti: Feb 27, 2008, 6:05:49 PM
You've been tagged and hugged! [link]
~suuzneko:iconsuuzneko: Feb 27, 2008, 2:56:53 PM
morsomme tegneserier :D
*Illustrated-Madness:iconIllustrated-Madness: Feb 22, 2008, 12:50:48 PM
Don't mention it. Way too little good fan art for that epic game series on this website.
~sharpshark28:iconsharpshark28: Feb 22, 2008, 12:43:48 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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~Im-a-Bear-yo:iconIm-a-Bear-yo: Feb 21, 2008, 4:12:38 PM
You're from Norway? Speak some Norwegian! ;)

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*shiroboi:iconshiroboi: Feb 20, 2008, 12:22:07 PM
Yeah, I just wish all of them were that good.

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*Illustrated-Madness:iconIllustrated-Madness: Feb 20, 2008, 12:13:22 PM
Ditto. Some of the songs I've only heard two times. But the few good ones are usually good enough to send me into a mild coma.
*shiroboi:iconshiroboi: Feb 20, 2008, 11:35:13 AM
Its hit and miss with me, I'll really like a few songs here and there but not necessarily the whole album.

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